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Your reporter. Goon.

Thanks to David Theobald for the preceding images. More! More!

Poor pic, great goal: Sadie Day bags some booty

...and Ruby finally gets her just reward

And finally...

STAR PLAYERS IN COCKTAIL SHOCKER

Teddington Athletic stars Phoebe Head and Ella V were sensationally photographed indulging in cocktails - just hours before the crunch game at Guildford.

The photograph, supplied to the blog by a concerned relative, shows the young role models grinning for the camera as they slurp down the cocktails at Teddington restaurant Moidul's on Saturday night.

Teddington Athletic manager Dave W was unmoved by the blog's revelations about his players. "Moidul's is great, mate," he said. "A fantastic range of food at wonderful prices. I heartily recommend it."

Jack Wilshere was unavailable for comment.